B B G

It's not for sale in any retail store, you can’t get it from an “As Seen on TV” ad, BBG is made to order and must be made uniquely by each person that requires its use. The ingredients of BBG are different each time it’s made. I’ve seen a batch made in 10 minutes and then I’ve seen a batch that took MONTHS before it was complete. Once it’s made, if it’s made right that is, it can be a beautiful thang!

Before making BBG, you need to understand what it is, its power, and how to use it. Once you understand these things, you must decide if it’s really what you need. Its not something that can be removed once applied, it sticks longer than super glue and stains worse than red kool-aid!

Ok, ok, ok, settle down, I’m going to tell you what it is! No need to shout! A little patience goes a long way you know!

BBG as its commonly known is the acronym for the powerful Bitch Be Gone formula! That’s right, it’s Bitch Be Gone!! For those times when you just can’t get rid of a woman.

Now ladies don’t everyone close their browsers at once, take it easy. We’ve all had those stalker type females that just wouldn’t leave no matter what. It’s for those very people that BBG was created.

As stated above, the formula is different for every batch, and what might work for one may not work for the next. To give you an idea of some formulas that have produced a perfect batch of BBG, see below:



CAUTION: CREATE AND USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!



RECLAIM YOUR HOME, USE BITCH BE GONE!!!

Removes the toughest of stalkers from your life with just a few applications!!



Fine print: we can not be responsible if at a later date you want her back. BBG is non-reversible.



Formula #1. Created by a stud attempting to get rid of a woman with bad kids

3 days of staying out partying without calling home

5 days of ass whuppings for the kids (depending on the age/size of kids)

2 weeks of not buying groceries

1 day of packing her things and placing them in storage for her



Formula #2 Created by a femme attempting to get rid of her cheating stud

1 day of beautifying yourself

1 day of shopping for some new clothes

2 Fridays of hitting the hottest clubs

3 dates with folks that are actually interested in you

15 minutes of telling her the utilities are off, the phone has been disconnected, and

the rent is NOT paid, and Yes, that U-haul that just left had your stuff in it on its

way to your NEW place.

5 minutes of you and your friends looking back laughing as you drive away and

leave her standing on the sidewalk looking shocked.



Formula #3 Created by me to get rid of a woman I know….. don’t ask….

1 Ingredient unknown

Feel free to add an ingredient cause the Bitch STILL aint gone!! HELP!!